Once you land your new job, it will most likely be a YEAR before you have accrued any paid time off.
We will act as a Funeral Home and have our operators standing by to verify any inquirer's to your fake deceased.
We....Will Have a Real Funeral Home Just for You!
We....Will Have a Real Address For That Funeral Home!
We....Will Have a Real Website For That Funeral Home!
We....Will Give you a Real "800" Phone Number!
We....Will Have our Operators Standing By!
We....Will E-mail you Every Time Someone Calls!
Start Your Funeral Vacation TODAY!!
And we will E-mail you as soon as someone calls!
Need a vacation and can't get one? We can help you change that problem!
Sorry boss, but my wife's grandma just past away
We Will Also Send Any Flowers Received to a Real Funeral Home!
SORRY
WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS FOR THIS SERVICE
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